"AND A DONKEY SHALL LEAD THEM"

by Wintersrose

 

Spoilers:  none

Rating of Story:  G

Characters in Story: Blair, Jim, Henri (with mentions of other members of Major Crimes)

Warnings: none, unless you're allergic to donkeys...

Plot Blurb:  It's Christmas. There're nativities. And Blair has a head injury. Need I say more?

Special Note:  This story is dedicated to the best beta west of the Mississippi , Dreamweaver. It's also dedicated to Red and to HDA'S Phoenix who, shall we say, came up with the whole donkey thing in chat. Thanks for a great plot idea, Phoenix (and to Dreamweaver who kept feeding me lines. You da bomb, girls!).

This story is also a December Themefic for a warm fuzzy kind of Christmas Story as suggested by the wonderful Arianna. Hope you enjoy it Arianna!

Feedback:  totally.  Yes!  Love feedback!  Feedback rocks!  Where you say?  Oh!  zwintersrosez@yahoo.com.  Totally :)

 

“Stay in the truck, Chief!”

Jim Ellison shouted the words at his partner as he sprang out of the truck, gun in hand, while he kept a careful eye on the two masked gunmen who raced across the road.  Outside the warm truck, snowflakes swirled downward and dusted the pavement with a coating of white.  Inside the truck. Blair Sandburg shivered reflexively, despite the warmth surrounding him, and shifted his attention to the rapidly departing backside of his partner.

Some days, the order to ‘stay in the truck’ was much easier to follow than others – like snowy days – but Blair worried.  He worried about his partner biting off more than he could chew.  He worried about Jim zoning on one of his genetically enhanced senses.  He worried about…well…he just worried.

When he lost track of Jim, Blair hesitated for a minute, then cursed softly and climbed out of the warm truck.  Tucking his hands deep into the pockets of his leather jacket, earflaps of his old Fargo hat pulled down low, Blair moved cautiously in the direction he last saw his partner.  Blair shivered as the cold started to replace the delicious warmth he left behind in the truck, and he kept his head down slightly so he could watch his footing on the slippery terrain beneath his feet.

Which way did Jim go?  Blair wondered as he looked up again, barely seeing anything through the increasing white gathering around him.  He was half afraid that he would be caught out when Jim got back to the truck.  Bloody heck, why couldn’t he see his partner anywhere?

Blair stopped and listened.  He heard nothing but an eerie silence; snowflakes rarely made a noise that could be heard by normal human hearing.  He wondered, briefly, if Jim could hear snowflakes when they landed and he made a mental note to test his partner on it later; maybe Jim could use the ability to track bad guys in snowy weather.  The anthropologist learned early on that giving Jim a practical use for a skill made it easier to get the detective to agree to a test.  If it happened to add to the fodder for Blair’s ever-growing dissertation information, well, that was fine.  The important thing, though, was to help his friend!

“Where are you, Jim?” Blair murmured.  “Give me a clue here.”

Nothing.  No footsteps in the snow, no footfalls on the pavement, nothing at all gave Blair any sign of what direction Jim went.  The darkness gathered more closely about the young man as he neared the edge of the parking lot, away from the soft glow of street lamps that lit the other side of the lot.  The anthropologist sighed in exasperation.

Stopping to get his bearings, Blair looked across the street and saw the large Catholic church.  Now that, he knew, was about five blocks away from the Cascade Police Department building.  The front lawn of the church was currently decorated with a monster-sized nativity though, the best that Blair could tell, and it wasn’t one of those living nativities some churches sported.  The figures posed in front of the church were life-sized though, including a large camel standing near the three wise men, two life-sized sheep standing by the shepherds and even a regular sized donkey pretending to graze on the grass in front of the stable where Mary, Joseph, the baby in the manger and an angel rested. 

Blair fought back the urge to debate with himself about the appearance of the wise men.  While not Christian and only nominally familiar with the passages about the birth of Jesus in the Bible, even he knew that the wise men weren’t there at the birth, they got there like a year or two later or something.  Blair shook off the thoughts and turned his attention back to the task at hand.  Finding Jim, figuring out where bad guys would have run, or going back to the truck – he had to do one of those three things.

“May as well go back to the truck,” Blair muttered helplessly a few moments later.  He turned around to trudge back across the parking lot.

Something – someone? – pushed him then, and Blair spun as he fell – hitting his head on a concrete parking barrier.  As he lifted his head and the world spun around him, he focused on one thing as he passed out.

“Jim… z’at’s donkey…”

** ** ** ** **

Handcuffs.

A rope.

Locks that only Jim could undo, inside and outside.

Maybe a cage.

Sandburg-proof padlocks!

Any or all of the above, it was past time for Jim Ellison, detective and bearer of enhanced senses, to come up with a way to keep his partner in the truck when ordered.  Arriving back at the truck, both of his would-be thieves in tow, he was a little dismayed – and annoyed – to see the truck empty and absolutely no sign of his partner anywhere.  Jim frowned and reached out with his very enhanced vision to scan the area.

“Lose something, Ellison?” Henri Brown, fellow Major Crimes detective, walked up to Jim, startling the Sentinel out of his search for his partner.

“My partner,” Jim frowned, while debating the idea of superglue on the seat.  It would ruin the upholstery but it might keep Sandburg in place when ordered.  Sometimes things were more important than upholstery.  “What are you doing here?”

“I was in the area when the call for back-up came in,” Henri said.  “Where’d you see Sandburg last?”

“My truck,” Jim pointed behind him.  Two uniformed officers were taking custody of Jim’s crooks and leading them to a nearby unit to place them in the back seat.  “Where I told him to stay!”

“Well, he stayed long enough to call this in,” Henri offered helpfully.  “Of course, I realize that’s not good enough.”

Nails.  Steal all his clothes. 

Duct tape!

“You’re right,” Ellison smiled grimly.  “It’s not good enough.”

The senior detective set out across the street, making his way into the parking lot.  He stretched out with his vision again and his hearing, damning the snowflakes for interfering with both.  Who would have thought snow could be so loud?  He heard his partner’s voice in his head, reminding him to filter out the snow and to listen or look for sounds or sights beyond that.

It only took a moment to see the huddled form slumped on the ground on the other side of the parking lot.  Jim took off running, ignoring the surprised shout from Henri behind him.  Jim stopped when he made it Blair’s side; the anthropologist was lying on the ground, unconscious, a small pool of blood underneath his head.

“Chief!” Jim exclaimed as he knelt beside Sandburg.  “Come on, Chief, talk to me.  Look up at me.”

Jim held his breath until he heard Sandburg moan softly.  Eyelids fluttered upward and Jim heard an exhalation of breath from the younger man.

“Donkey,” Blair murmured.  “Saw donkey…”

Jim frowned as he touched Blair’s forehead.  His partner felt ice cold already; was the younger man determined to become an icicle? 

“Get an ambulance!” Jim looked over at Henri, who had appeared beside him.  “He’s been hurt.”

Henri took no time at all pulling out his cell phone and ordering an ambulance to come and get Sandburg.

“Sandburg,” Jim said a little more forcefully to Blair, trying to get his roommate to respond to him.  “Come ON, Chief, talk to me.  What’s this about a donkey?”

“Saw donkey, Jim,” Blair offered again but his eyes fluttered and, a moment later, were closed again.

**** **** **** ****

“What in the world happened, Jim?” Jim looked up to see his boss, Simon Banks, marching into the waiting room where Jim sat, staring blankly up at the TV screen that flashed the scores and highlights from the day’s professional and college sports.  “You were on your way home…”

“Someone robbed Antwan’s Jewelers when we were going by,” Jim told his boss as he stretched.  Why did they always make waiting room seats so uncomfortable?  And why did they assume everyone in the seats would be five foot five?  “I stopped to chase down the perps – I caught them by the way – and told Sandburg to stay in the truck.”

“Which he didn’t do,” Banks didn’t sound remotely surprised by that information.  He chomped his teeth down reflexively but his ever-present cigar was not currently present, and all he succeeded in doing was chomping his teeth together. 

Bungi cords.  A leash, Jim thought, continuing his thoughts on the ways he could force Blair to stay in the truck when ordered. 

“Which he didn’t do,” Jim agreed.  “I already caught the thieves and was back at the truck when I realized Sandburg wasn’t in it anymore.  It took me a few minutes to find him – and he was delirious.  He kept muttering something about a donkey.”

Banks regarded his detective with a stoic expression.  “A donkey?”

Jim shrugged.  “That’s what I was thinking.  Maybe he saw donkeys instead of stars.  Don’t ask me, I wasn’t paying attention.”

“Where were you?” Banks asked.

“That parking lot across from Antwans.  About five blocks from base.”

Simon smiled.  “That big Catholic church there has a huge nativity scene out front, remember?  He may have seen that.”

“Maybe,” Jim shrugged.  “Whatever.  I’m going to have to kill him, sir.  Enough is enough.”

Simon smiled even more broadly, his face threatening to crack in two.  “Don’t tell me,” Simon said.  “I want to be able to lie with a good conscience.”

“Detective Ellison?” both detective and Captain looked up as the doctor walked into the room.  “I just thought I would tell you Blair is going to be okay.  He took another knock to the head, which he didn’t need, but he only has a mild concussion and a bit of a headache to go with it.”

Ellison sagged back in relief.  “That’s good.  Is he good enough for me to yell at him?”

Doctor MacKenzie regarded him with a brief frown, then shrugged.  “He’ll survive.”

Ellison laughed and got to his feet. 

“He’s upstairs already,” MacKenzie said as Ellison headed down the hall, hoping to find his partner behind Curtain Three.  “We’ve transferred him to a room; he needs to stay overnight.  I don’t want to hear any excuses from him, either, about how you can do his neuro checks.  He’s here, he’s staying until I want to release him.”

Jim grinned.  “No problem.”

Blair was asleep when Jim got to his room; the detective and his captain stepped inside and regarded the anthropologist for a few minutes before Simon smiled.  “Tell him I said get well soon – and tell him to listen to you next time.  I’ll be by tomorrow.”

“Thanks, Simon,” Jim said.

Jim slid into the seat beside the bed, got comfortable and prepared for his least favorite thing.  Waiting.

** ** **

“Zzzzjim?” the voice was muffled and fuzzy-sounding but Jim made his name out clearly.  Jim sat up suddenly and looked around before turning to meet his partner’s eyes.  “W’happened?”

“I don’t know, Chief,” Jim said.  “I was hoping you could tell me that.”

Blair was quiet for a few minutes and Jim allowed him the time to collect his scattered thoughts. 

“Saw a donkey.  Hit my head,” Blair said.  “Donkey kicked me!”

Blair sounded so petulant Jim grinned widely.  “I don’t think the plastic donkey kicked you, Chief.”

“Did so,” Blair muttered.  “You were…innkeeper.  Kept sayin’…I could stay in the stable…for just a week.”

Jim continued to look amused.  The things his partner came up with!

“An…Simon was wearin’ fancy robes an’ carryin’ something.  He gave it to the baby.  Think he was a wise man…”

Jim sputtered.  Simon was a wise man and HE was an innkeeper.

Jim debated if he should be offended or not.

“Think Rafe ‘n Henri were shepherds,” Blair murmured sleepily.  “Rafe was complainin’ about sheep doo on his suit an’ he was holdin’ a shepherd’s hook…”

Jim couldn’t help it.  He started laughing.  Blair shot an injured look at him.

“S’not funny!” Blair’s eyes closed halfway.  “Was gonna…have t’use… m’ emergency cash t’pay for dry cleanin’…and baby was….”

Jim didn’t learn what the baby was because Blair was already asleep again.

He leaned forward and gently brushed Blair’s hair out of his face, though and Blair muttered something, again, about the donkey kickin’ him in the butt, before he subsided and soft snores filled the room.

“Merry Christmas, Chief,” Jim smiled as he leaned back in his seat.  “Merry Christmas.”

 

And Merry Christmas to everyone out there in Sentinel Land!

 

THE END

                        

                       

 

                          

 

                               

 

Disclaimer:  The Sentinel is the property of Pet Fly Production and UPN.  We've only borrowed the characters for a few frolics in the sun.  
We promise to return them where we found them when we're done.