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Deck the Halls and Pass the Ice Pack by Dreamweaver Rating: PG, some profanity. Humor, some h/c.
Characters:
Jim, Blair, Simon, other Major Crimes personnel, OC’s Plot Blurb: Detectives Ellison and Sandburg have to host the office Christmas party – at the last minute. This would be fine...except for the stream of mishaps which keep befalling everyone concerned! Feedback:
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***** Rhonda, the efficient – and decorative – administrative
assistant to Captain Simon Banks, head of the Cascade Police’s Major
Crimes division, drew a folded slip of paper from the holiday-themed
candy dish on her desk, which was temporarily bereft of candy and filled
with similar slips of paper, instead.
She unfolded it, and read the words scribbled thereon:
“Jim and Blair!” Applause rippled through the small knot of detectives huddled
around her desk. “All
right!” exclaimed Henri Brown, gleefully exchanging a high-five with
his partner, Rafe. “Party
on Prospect!” “We really appreciate you guys doing this,” Captain Joel
Taggart said earnestly. “I
feel so bad about not being able to host the Christmas party, after
we’d said we would...” “Don’t worry about it, Joel; we’re glad to do it!” Blair Sandburg was grinning from ear to ear, obviously elated by
the fact that their names had been drawn from the group who were willing
to unexpectedly host the Christmas party.
His partner – as well as roommate and best friend – Jim
Ellison was looking slightly less pleased, although he managed a fairly
cordial smile. “Sandburg’s right,” he said.
“It’s no bother.” That
was patently untrue, as having the division’s annual Christmas party
was a big undertaking, especially at the last minute, like this year –
but Jim’s listeners let the obvious obfuscation slide by. “It was just plain bad luck that your wife sprained her wrist
so badly,” Rhonda commented, and Joel nodded agreement. “She’s madder than a wet hen,” he sighed.
“She was really looking forward to having you all up to the
house. But since it’s her
right wrist in that soft cast, she can’t cook or clean or decorate –
at least, not very well.” “And none of those things are in your field of expertise?”
Blair teased the big police captain, who chuckled and gave him a soft
tap on the top of his head in mock reproof. “Blair, why do you think I always bring beverages to Poker
Night? I can’t cook worth
a damn – and my wife will be the first to tell you that my idea of
decorating for Christmas is stickin’ the tree in the tree stand and
then getting out of the way!” “You’re not the only one who thinks that,” Sandburg
muttered under his breath, and received another rap atop his curls, this
one from his partner. Jim cleared his throat. “Since
the party is three days from now, and this is such a last-minute change,
I have a request to make,” he announced.
“Sandburg and I are up to our ears on this bank robbery case,
among others – so I’m going to ask that we get some help with the
party prep. Anyone who can
lend a hand, speak up or forfeit your invitation!” Ripples of laughter greeted this threat, but the detectives were
quick to respond, knowing that Ellison and Sandburg were, indeed,
running under the whip as far as casework went. “Joel’s wife was intending to make a lot of the food, but now
we need to have a potluck instead. I’ll
organize that,” Rhonda volunteered immediately.
Having served in this capacity for many Major Crimes
get-togethers, she had everything worked out to a nearly fool-proof
system. “I’ll have a
sign-up list within a half-hour.” ‘You’re the best, Rhonda,” Sandburg said with a warm smile. “You guys need help decorating?”
Henri inquired. “Rafe
and I’ll come over tomorrow after work and give you a hand – won’t
we, partner?” Rafe didn’t look especially enthusiastic about it, but nodded
agreement. “Thanks, H, we’ve got the tree in the stand, but that’s as
far as it’s gotten,” Blair grinned his appreciation.
“We’ll work on it tonight, but there’ll probably be
stuff to do tomorrow night too. We
don’t want to be embarrassed by a lack of holiday spirit, after
all.” “Speaking of holiday spirits, I’ll bring wine and hard
liquor,” Captain Banks offered. “If
you two can give me an idea of what you already have on hand...” “Thanks, Cap.” Both
Ellison and Sandburg were nodding gratefully. “Rhonda, let me call my wife and see what she thinks we can
whip up,” Joel put in. “Maybe
if she stands over me and talks me through it, we can still contribute,
food-wise.” “C’mon, Chief—” Jim
tugged on his partner’s arm. “Let’s
go through that witness interview list again; maybe we can make some
headway.” The detectives scattered to their respective duties, putting
party thoughts on temporary hold. ***** Jim Ellison stepped into the elevator with a sigh of relief, and
propped one paper bag of groceries against the wall while nudging the
‘3’ button with an elbow. He’d
drawn the task of picking up groceries after work, while Blair had
offered to go directly home and start dinner preparations and get out
the rest of their Christmas decorations.
He suspected he’d gotten the easier deal, even battling
pre-Christmas crowds in the supermarket, for the decorations were stored
in the basement, and Sandburg wouldn’t have been able to make just one
trip from the third floor to get them all. I’ll
help him, if he’s not done hauling all that crap upstairs,
he assured himself. Despite
how tired they both were, they wanted to get as much done tonight as
possible, and what they couldn’t finish, have ready and waiting for
when their ‘crew’ of assistant decorators and helpers – i.e., Rafe
and Brown – arrived the following evening. Yeah,
Ellison concluded, sharpening his senses as the elevator door opened to
allow his egress onto their floor, Blair’s
got dinner started. He
could smell macaroni and cheese – Sandburg’s ‘instant comfort
food’ – and there was probably a salad, and....what
was that? He’d been hearing soft mumbles of disconnected words –
Blair’s usual habit of talking to himself – and the creaking of
wood; and then there was a sharp cry from Sandburg— “WHOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH!” —and the harsh scrape of something against the hardwood
flooring, followed by a resounding crash that nearly sent Ellison to his
knees with the shock of the impact on his sensitized hearing!
He staggered momentarily, dropped the bags of groceries to the
hall floor, and sprinted towards their apartment at full speed. Looking back later, Jim concluded that it was a very good thing
his roommate had absentmindedly left the loft door unlocked.
If he’d had to fumble for his keys and unlock the door, he
would very likely have simply gone for the most direct route, and kicked
the door off its hinges. As
it was, he nearly ripped it loose in his frantic haste to get inside. The scene that met his eyes caused Ellison’s breath to catch in
his chest. Blair had
apparently been on their tallest stepladder, attaching artificial
evergreen garland twined with tiny colored lights above the glass
balcony door. Quite
evidently, the ladder had tipped sideways and fallen, taking Blair with
it, and he now lay sprawled on the floor, legs tangled with the
ladder’s steps. Dangling
greenery hung down, pooling beside the fallen Guide. Ellison, automatically calculating trajectories, gasped again in
horror; if the ladder had gone down at a slightly different angle, Blair
would have ended up hitting the coffee table – and could have easily
broken his back! Jim kicked
the door shut and dashed across the room to kneel beside his partner,
who was already attempting to push himself up from the floor. “Are you okay?” Blair jerked, startled, and turned his head, focusing
slightly-dazed blue eyes on the Sentinel.
“Wh-where’d you come from?” Jim debated the wisdom of making a sarcastic comment involving
the maternity ward of Cascade General, and decided against it.
“I was just getting off the elevator when I heard the ladder
go. Are you all right?” “Yeah...yeah, think so. Nothing
feels broken—” He winced
as Jim began running careful hands along his legs, arms and ribs.
“Ouch! Go easy; I
didn’t say I wasn’t bruised! Help
me up.” “In a minute....” Jim
didn’t stop his quick evaluation.
He felt abnormal heat coming from his roommate’s right knee,
and dialed his senses a little higher.
Okay...no serious damage, but he’s going to have a hell of a bruise
there...! “Did you hit
your head when you went over?” he inquired anxiously, tilting
Sandburg’s face toward him and looking keenly into his eyes. “Nah. I’m okay,
Jim, really.” Blair
scrambled to his feet with Ellison’s help – and nearly went down
again when he put weight on his right leg.
“Damn! that hurts!” Jim supported him over to the long sofa and eased him down
lengthwise, pushing him to lean back against the arm.
“I’m pretty sure it’s just bruised, but you’re gonna be
sore for awhile.” He slid
a throw pillow beneath the abused knee, then drew in a deep breath.
“And now,” he said with deceptive mildness, “would you like
to explain just WHY you were doing that by yourself?
I thought we were going to wait and work on it together, after
dinner – oh hell, the groceries!” Watching his partner bolt from the apartment, Blair sighed.
It was beginning to look like a long, long evening. ***** “I just thought I’d get a head start,” Blair explained,
pausing to chew and swallow a bite of macaroni and cheese.
“I’d brought up all the decorations and set up the ladder,
and then it seemed silly to wait, since I had some time.”
He sighed and shifted gingerly, attempting to ease his aching
body into a more comfortable position in the chair.
His knee had responded well to a brief rest and an ice pack
attached with an Ace™ bandage, but now the rest of him was registering
protest. “I’m sorry,
man, I didn’t mean to fall and scare you.
I’m just glad I didn’t break anything – the lamp, or the
coffee table, or the glass door – or knock the Christmas tree
over—” “Scaring me is hardly the point,” Jim observed dryly.
“And I know you didn’t do it on purpose.
As for breaking something – my God, Sandburg, do you really
think I’m concerned about the coffee table or the door?
It was you I was worried about, not the furnishings!”
He took a long drink of water, still shuddering a little inside. “Sorry....” “Well, it’s over now. Nothing
broken, and you’re pretty much okay, but...”
Jim pointed his fork at his Guide, face stern, “you take it
easy tonight...and stay off the ladder, got it?” “I hear you,” Sandburg replied, looking downcast, but
stubborn as well. “But
Jim, I’m not a kid, ya know! You
can’t just order me around—” Ellison sighed; he’d wondered if he would get away with it.
He’d hoped Blair was shaken up enough to agree without
realizing what he was agreeing to. So
much for that idea! “I know.
So I’m not ordering; I’m asking.
For right now, for tonight – maybe until after Christmas, when
my nerves may have recovered – stay off the ladder...please.” Blair glanced up from beneath his eyelashes, a tiny grin pulling
at the corners of his lips. “Okay.
I promise.” With
reluctance he added, “I’m not in any great hurry to get back on it
anyway!” After dinner the two men companionably cleaned up the kitchen and
then opened the boxes of decorations Sandburg had brought up from the
basement. Christmas-tree
ornaments were stacked on the kitchen counter where they were relatively
safe; the rest were strewn about the living room.
Jim had set the ladder back up, and now climbed it, his greater
height making it unnecessary to go as high as Blair had.
While Blair kept the evergreen garland untangled and fed it up to
his partner, Jim wielded a tack hammer and fastened it in gracefully
draped swags to the wall. Then
they moved on to winding more of it around the pillar.
“There.” Jim
cautiously descended the ladder for the final time.
“What else do we have to put up?” “I stopped on the way home and bought a wreath for the outside
door,” Blair said, limping towards the balcony door.
“I put it out here so it would stay fresh.”
He retrieved the wreath and displayed it to the Sentinel.
“Like it?” Jim nodded. “You
going to stick more stuff on it, or just leave it that way?” “I was wondering about wiring on a few little decorations,”
Sandburg admitted. “And
there’s a big bow that came with it; it’s in my room.”
He seated himself at the table and began painstakingly attaching
ornaments and ribbon to the fragrant wreath, swearing mildly under his
breath when he pricked his fingers on some holly. When finished, he handed it to Jim, who had armed himself once
more with the tack hammer and a small nail.
The Sentinel positioned the wreath on their door,
‘eyeballing’ rather than bothering to use a tape measure, then set
it down while lightly tapping the nail into the wood.
He hung the wreath and stepped back to survey his handiwork;
Blair joined him, wholeheartedly admiring the job. “That’s great, man! It
looks really cool there, don’tcha think?” “Looks pretty good,” Ellison acknowledged.
“Is that it, then, except for decorating the tree?” “Well, I’m going to set out a bunch of candles and stuff –
table decorations, that sort of thing.
Thought I’d do it tomorrow night, so the greenery will be nice
and fresh. But at the rate
we’re going, we may be able to excuse H and Rafe from helping.” Jim snorted. “No
way. I have a very special
job lined up for those two jokers – I’ve got sterling silverware –
inherited it from my great-aunt – that
needs polishing if we’re going to use it for the party!”
He gave his partner a wicked grin; Blair burst into laughter. “Harsh, Jim – very harsh.”
Blair went back into their apartment, and made his halting way
over to the kitchen table. “I
suppose we may as well start in on the tree.” Sighing, Jim conceded that he was probably right, and they set to
work, Jim moving the ladder about as necessary and Blair working from
the floor. By ten o’clock
they had it finished, except for the shimmering strands of tinsel, which
they agreed Rafe and H could hang after they were done polishing the
flatware! ***** Two days now until the party.
And less than a week until Christmas proper! The weather the next morning was typical of Cascade in late
December – cold, drizzly, and thoroughly miserable, in Blair’s
opinion. Muttering ‘cold
and wet is my world,’ over and over, which made Jim chuckle out loud
– how many times had he heard Blair repeat that particular phrase,
over the years? – the younger detective clambered into the driver’s
seat of his Volvo and waited until Ellison was situated in the passenger
seat before starting the engine. Sandburg eyed his partner with patience.
“Relax, Jim; the truck’ll be done tonight.
It’s not gonna kill you to put up with riding with me for one
day, is it?” The Sentinel emitted a derisive snort, but when Blair looked at
him in true consternation, he chuckled.
“No, Chief, it’s not gonna kill me.
It’s fine,” he assured his partner.
“But I can’t get used to being so low to the ground; I like
being able to see over other cars, and your little ‘classic’ here,
doesn’t give me that option.” They continued on a few more blocks toward work, their
companionable silence broken only by a few muttered comments from Blair
about the driving habits of certain Cascadian citizenry, and quiet
murmurs of agreement from Jim. The
closer they got to downtown, the worse the traffic became, until Blair
was nearly ready to pull over, park, and wait for the majority of the
cars to go elsewhere. There had just been a slight break in the traffic jam when Jim
turned his head sharply, his pose saying ‘alert!’ quite clearly.
“Hear that?” “What?” his Guide
queried, sparing a quick glance away from the street ahead of them. “Car skidding – somewhere close – there!”
Ellison pointed out his side window as a late-model compact slid
around the corner just ahead, approaching them – quite evidently
hydroplaning on the rain-washed pavement. “Oh man, look at that – it’s gonna hit the...oh LORD!” With a dismal crunch,
the car impacted a light pole with its front fender, and slewed halfway
around before coming to a complete halt with the back end protruding
into the far-left lane of traffic. Jim was leaping out of the Volvo almost before Blair had pulled
to a stop, splashing through the puddles as he made his way across the
street. He cast his senses
ahead as he went, looking and listening for signs of injury.
He hurried up to the car, noting that the single occupant was a
woman in her twenties or early thirties, who didn’t appear to be badly
hurt, although she stared at him wide-eyed as he approached. “Miss? Are you all
right?” Ellison knocked
lightly on the driver’s window, reaching into his pocket with the
other hand to retrieve his ID. “I’m
a—” He got no further – at his first words, she had rolled down her
window just slightly, shrieked “Stay away from me!
Get away!” and pulling up a tiny purse-sized dispenser, fired a
shot of something straight
into the Sentinel’s face! With an inarticulate bellow of agony, Jim dropped to the street,
clawing frantically at his burning eyes and skin. The woman looked scared, but triumphant, clutching her container
of tear gas – until Blair Sandburg swooped down on her like an
avenging angel. “DAMNIT, LADY, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?
We’re POLICE OFFICERS! You
just assaulted a police officer!”
He displayed his badge for a fraction of a second, then sank down
beside his partner, ignoring the grime and the wet, and the stab of pain
from his still-sore knee; already crooning comfort and reassurance. “Jim – easy man, easy...dial it down, dial down, man; take it
all the way to nothing if you need to...shhh, shhh, listen to my voice,
babe, hear me. Easy...easy....”
Frantically, he pulled a handkerchief from his pocket and soaked
it in the nearest rain puddle, continuing his soothing litany all the
while. At this point in
time, a little road grit was infinitely better than not getting that
stuff off Jim immediately! He
squeezed the water out over the Sentinel’s face, and dipped it into
the puddle again...and again. Thank
God she had this instead of pepper spray! Above him, the young woman peered out of her window, the smugness
draining from her face – and as she realized the enormity of her
mistake, she began to cry, babbling out apologies and semi-hysterical
explanations. Bystanders and
onlookers started to gather. Sandburg, ordinarily the most empathetic and sympathetic of men,
couldn’t have cared less. She
had hurt Jim; therefore, she was beneath even his contempt.
After one scathing look, he ignored her completely. “S-sandburg...” Ellison
clutched at him with a bruising grip and took a wheezing breath.
“Chief....” He
coughed, gagged momentarily, and tried again:
“Sandburg—” “I’m here, I’m right here, it’s okay.”
Again Blair soaked his handkerchief and let the moisture trickle
down his partner’s face. “Blink
for me.” He kept his tone
soothing and steady, feeling some relief as he heard Jim actually
speaking in words, instead of
incoherent moans. Jim blinked obediently, flinching away as Blair squeezed water
into his stinging eyes, then relaxing minutely at the relief it
afforded. “Ow....oh...that
helps, yeah....” “You’ll be all right....”
Again he smoothed the wet cloth over his partner’s face.
“You’ll be all right....” “Sandburg? What
happened here? Is Ellison
okay?” A semi-familiar
voice penetrated Blair’s concentration, and he glanced up.
A uniformed police officer was leaning down over them; another
stood at the rear door of the young woman’s car, attempting to talk to
her through her continued wails. Blair,
recognizing the pair, brightened. “Brad! Man, am I
glad to see you two! Can you
call an ambulance? I
haven’t had a chance yet—” “Sure, but what...?” Officer
Brad Czerny pulled out his two-way radio, but raised an interrogative
eyebrow. “She hit the pole, we stopped, Jim got out to check on her, and
she Maced him!” Sandburg hissed, with a malevolent glare
upwards, and then began muttering under his breath again, this time a
string of profanities in several different languages, and all of them
directed at the woman in the car. “Chief...not Mace...don’t need...” “Yes, you do; rinsing your eyes out with mud-puddle water is
just an emergency measure; paramedics will have sterile saline solution
– or at least, some clean water!” Jim managed a pained chuckle at that.
“Can do that – at the station.
Czerny, it’s just tear gas, no need for an ambulance; he’s
overreacting.” He was
still rubbing his watery eyes, and his breath was still coming in
wheezing gasps, but the worst of it seemed to be over.
He let himself lean against Blair’s shoulder, and took the wet
handkerchief from his partner to pass over his face again. “I am NOT overreacting!” Sandburg protested. “She doesn’t need a tow truck, she can just back up and drive
off,” a new voice put in, and Sgt. Keith Hightower joined the other
three police officers, jerking his head towards the still-sniveling
driver. “Detective
Ellison, do you want to press charges for the assault?” he asked
formally. Jim looked up in surprise. “Press
charges?” “Damn straight he does!” Sandburg hissed with unusual venom.
Jim’s surprised gaze moved from Hightower to his partner.
“Chief?” He could
scarcely believe his ears. “I
don’t think that’s neces—” “Jim, if she’d had pepper spray instead of tear gas...”
“But she didn’t.” Ellison
coughed again, and managed a deep breath.
“We push self-defense, we teach courses in it...and look who
gets nailed,” Hightower muttered glumly.
“But she didn’t know you were a cop – she says.” “She didn’t – but she didn’t give me time to
explain who I was, either. Just
opened the window a crack and let fly!” Blair’s jaw was still set, his teeth clenched; he’d learned
this particular expression from the master of it.
“I still say press charges,” he snarled. Jim shook his head and waved his hand vaguely in Hightower’s
direction. “Give her a
warning and let it go,” he said. “Maybe
she’ll be a little more careful next time.
Chief, let’s get out of here.”
He pulled himself to his feet, using Blair’s shoulder as a
prop. “Okay...but I still think you’re being too easy on
her....Thanks, you guys. Merry
Christmas, if we don’t see you again before then!”
Sandburg, with an appreciative glance at the patrol officers, and
a bitterly hostile glare at the woman in the car, stood up too, and
steered his partner towards the Volvo.
The woman tried to apologize as they passed; neither detective
looked her way. Buckling his seatbelt, Jim glanced over at his still-fuming
Guide. “Chief,” he
asked, “did I really hear you cussing out that poor, scared lady, or
did I imagine it?” Sandburg hesitated only a second.
“You heard right,” he admitted. Jim settled back into his seat and closed his eyes, smiling
complacently. “Good.” Blair turned the key in the ignition.
“I wish you’d let me take you to—” “Not a chance. End
of subject.” “Okay, okay, you stubborn...okay.
Do you see any reason not to go home and change?” “Not one. We’re
both soaked – go for it, Chief.” Blair turned at the next corner and they headed back to the loft
to change clothes. Steering
with one hand, Sandburg called and explained to Rhonda why they’d be
late to work. He was still
casting apprehensive looks at Jim as he drove, worried about lasting
effects of the tear gas on super-sensitivities, despite the Sentinel’s
assurances that he was unharmed, except for watery eyes and a temporary
case of the sniffles. When they arrived home, Jim immediately ducked into the bathroom
to take a hasty shower and get the last traces of tear gas washed away,
along with the residue of dirty water and road grit Sandburg had doused
him with. Blair changed into
dry clothing and then zapped a cup of leftover coffee in the microwave
while he waited for Jim to finish. In
less than 15 minutes they were once again on their way – and this time
they made it there without mishap. ***** Even going in late, it was a bad day all around.
The residual headache and watering eyes lasted all day, much to
Jim’s annoyance, and were exacerbated by the unending stacks of
paperwork he and Sandburg had to wade through.
Blair, having banged his bruised knee on the street, was still
limping slightly and unsuccessfully trying to conceal it from his
watchful partner. Simon was involved in meetings with the chief of police and the
Commissioner, which made him more than slightly out of sorts, when he
was in his office at all. No
friendly kaffeeklatsch
in the captain’s office today! The day wore on, irksome morning sliding inexorably into gloomy
afternoon. Even Rhonda and
Dills festooning the bullpen with additional Christmas decorations
didn’t brighten things up very much. The icy drizzle outside caused more than the usual number of
traffic accidents, some of them involving patrol cars. Every
time anyone checked on the fender-benders reported, there was a general
wincing reaction from the police officers, as more of their own were
mentioned. And then one involved a specific detective’s vehicle. Rhonda replaced her phone receiver and caught Ellison’s eye. With
Simon out of the office and Joel in the break room, Jim currently had
the most seniority in the room.
“Jim – that was Henri.
He and Rafe – Rafe’s car was just rear-ended, and the medics
think he needs to go to the hospital to get checked out!
Rafe, I mean.” Various heads were lifted around the bullpen as the other
detectives realized what Rhonda had just said. “Is Brown okay?” Jim asked.
“Did this sound like just a formality, or something more
serious?” “I think...just a formality,” she hedged, “H
didn’t sound too worried; more irritated.
And I guess he’s okay – but poor Rafe!” Sandburg laid down his pen, and pushed back his hair with both
hands, then picked up an elastic from his desk to snap around the wavy
strands. “I could make a
run over to the hospital...” he offered. “Let’s wait and see,” Joel advised, entering the bullpen
with his cup of coffee. Evidently
he’d overheard the conversation. “Give
Henri a chance to call back after they check Rafe over.” Blair nodded agreement and went back to work, and the others
followed suit, but he wasn’t the only detective to sit and stare
blankly down at his paperwork. Time passed, and Brown didn’t call.
Tension mounted, and worried looks were exchanged all over the
bullpen: Jim and Blair, Jim and Joel; Joel and Blair, Megan and Rhonda.
Jim was just to the point of shoving back his desk chair and
getting to his feet, ready to annex Sandburg and do a quick hospital
run, when the door opened and Henri Brown entered, followed by Rafe, who
was wearing a foam neck brace and an extremely embarrassed expression. “H! Rafe!”
Rhonda’s smile was warm, and if she had any inclination to
laugh at Rafe’s new fashion accessory, she hid it extremely well.
“Are you all right?” “Yeah, we’re okay, and Rafe’s car wasn’t even dented too
bad,” Brown assured his co-workers.
Relieved sighs came from all parts of the big room at this
announcement. “You need to take the rest of the day off, Rafe?” Taggart
inquired solicitously, but the younger man gingerly shook his head as he
sat down. “No, it’s all right. This
is more a precaution than anything else.”
He smiled sheepishly at his colleagues.
“You can all relax now, guys – crisis over!” “If this keeps up, there won’t be a person left standing, by
the time of the party!” Blair whispered, ruefully indicating Rafe’s
brace. “Rafe, my knee,
your tear gas....And remember Joel’s wife’s wrist?” Jim huffed out a quiet laugh at that – but then he looked
around the bullpen with a slightly apprehensive gaze.
When his Shaman talked, Jim listened more closely than he
would to E.F. Hutton . One
more day – how much more could go wrong in a day?
He didn’t want to find out! ***** “Sandburg...”
Simon sounded just a trifle tentative, and Blair looked up from
his computer screen, with an inquiring smile. “Do something for you, Captain?” “I was just wondering...about the party – Daryl’s getting
home this evening—” Blair’s blossoming wide smile lit up his whole face.
“Oh good, he’ll be able to come!”
He paused, lower lip caught momentarily between his teeth.
“He – that is, if he wants to come, of course....” Banks relaxed – visibly. “Oh,
he wants to come, all right! He’s
anxious to see you and Jim especially.
I just wasn’t sure he was invited.” “Not invited! Simon,
of course he’s invited!” Sandburg
looked very shocked. “It’ll
be great to see him again, man! Jim
and I’ve been wondering how he’s doing, down in Seattle, and he
doesn’t e-mail nearly often enough!” Simon grinned. “He’s
doing great. Don’t know
about the school, though. The
Huskies will never be the same, since Daryl arrived on campus” he said
wryly. “Thanks,
Sandburg.” ***** After dinner, which Jim had supplied by reheating spaghetti and
sauce from two nights before, and tossing a salad, Blair firmly shooed
his roommate out of the kitchen. “Henri said he and Rafe’d be here about eight.
You’ve got time to veg for awhile – watch TV – put a cold
cloth on your eyes, maybe?” “How am I supposed to watch TV with a cold cloth on my eyes,
Darwin?” Ellison grumped, but did as Blair suggested, even so – he
turned on the television to a basketball game, and then sprawled on the
couch and draped a cold, wet washcloth across his still-irritated eyes.
Blair, meanwhile, cleaned up the kitchen, and at Jim’s
direction, dug out the box containing the silver flatware, and a jar of
silver polish. He spread
newspapers on the table, then added some squares of fabric which had
once been one of Jim’s t-shirts. He
also filled the sink with hot, soapy water. “There. All ready
for our helpers,” he snickered. “Oh!
Almost forgot the tinsel for the tree!”
Unearthing a box of metallic-plastic icicles, he laid it
ostentatiously on the floor beside the softly-glowing Christmas tree,
and started a CD of holiday music playing.
Then, with a tired sigh, he sank into the armchair. Jim uncovered one eye. “You
okay?” “Yeah. ‘m good.
Just feels like it’s been a long day, that’s all.” “That’s ‘cause it has been.”
Jim gave him a commiserating little smile, then removed the
washcloth altogether, and lifted his head slightly, tilting it in a
gesture the Guide knew well. “H
and Rafe are just getting out of the elevator.” “Better’n any alarm system you are, my friend!”
Blair took the cloth from his partner and disappeared into the
bathroom, while Jim got up and headed for the door. Rafe was still wearing the foam collar, but he looked alert and
in a good humor; he’d managed a quick nap after work.
Henri was beaming with smiles – which faded only slightly when
they were presented with the tarnished silverware. “It’s nice and sedentary; Rafe and Blair won’t have to move
around at all,” Jim said, a wicked gleam in his eyes as he glanced at
his roommate. Blair’s own eyes widened in shock.
“ME? I though H and
Rafe were gonna—” “It’ll be better for your bruised knee to stay still,” Jim
said placidly. “H and I
are going to string lights on the balcony railing.
And you know you wouldn’t like to go out in the cold....” “Man, Santa Claus just moved your name from his gift list to
his stocking-full-of-coal list!” Muttering insults and dire predictions, Blair settled down at the
kitchen table with Rafe and began to polish silverware, dumping it into
the sink when the tarnish was removed.
Jim and Henri got out the strings of outdoor lights and proceeded
to wind and drape them on the railing outside.
When they returned inside, they were shivering and damp from the
frigid rainfall. “Serves you right.” Sandburg
was still irritated, wasting no sympathy on his roommate. “Chief, petulance is so unbecoming in a man your age.” Blair shook his head and grumbled a bit more, then shoved his
chair back. “I’ve got to
do the candles and stuff,” he announced.
“Henri, my man, the polish is all yours!” Brown’s laughter died, and he stared at the gooey black mess
with dismay. “Mine?” “You got it, partner.” Rafe
stood up too. “I’m gonna
help Ellison put that silvery stuff on the tree.”
“B-but...but....” “You’re the one who offered our services, H.
Besides, I’m sure bending over the table is bad for my neck.”
Rafe joined Jim by the tree. Henri gave up; with a resigned sigh he started polishing silver. It was tacitly agreed that Blair would do the arrangements of
candles and greenery – he being the only one who possessed the
slightest bit of aptitude for such – so he set about the task with his
usual enthusiasm. Several
years’ worth of Christmas trial-and-error had given them a good idea
of what Jim could tolerate in the way of evergreens inside the loft
where the scents were concentrated. Douglas
and Grand fir, Noble fir and most types of pine were okay, but cedar and
juniper both made the Sentinel sneeze, and spruce was too prickly to
mess with. Holly and
mistletoe, on the other hand, didn’t bother Jim in the slightest.
Blair had amassed a fair assortment of fir boughs, and a large
paper sack of holly gleaned from a friend’s yard.
He brought these into the loft, spread out a blanket on the floor
next to the balcony door, and proceeded to fill baskets with evergreen,
pine cones and holly sprigs, which he then set in strategic places about
the loft, accompanied by fat red, white and green candles. “Sandburg, if those catch on fire....” “Jim, they aren’t gonna catch on fire.
The candles burn slowly; they aren’t going to burn down to the
greenery! And I’ll make
sure to replace ‘em when they get short!”
Blair huffed with exasperation.
They went through this every single year!
Ellison merely grunted, unconvinced.
The way things had been going lately, nothing was out of the
realm of possibility. He
watched a moment longer, frowning. “You aren’t going to put that in the bathroom, are you?
I don’t want pine needles in my toothpaste—” “You keep it up, Jim, and I’m not only gonna put pine needles
in your toothpaste, I’m gonna put mistletoe and holly berries and
poinsettia leaves in it—” “Why, you little...” Jim
spun around and dropped into a semi-crouch, his blue eyes glinting
dangerously. Blair rose from his kneeling position on the blanket, matching
sparkles in his own eyes. He
beckoned, taunting. “Bring
it on, Ellison....” Ellison’s eyes narrowed. His
body tensed, like a jungle cat poised to spring. “Boys, boys, no squabbling, or Santa won’t bring either of
you any presents,” Henri intervened, trying to keep a straight face
and sound authoritative. Rafe
was laughing openly, enjoying the show. “Awww, you’re no fun,” Blair muttered, and returned to his
greenery, grinning. Jim,
aiming a casually-offensive gesture in his roommate’s direction,
straightened up and calmly went back to hanging tinsel on the tree. They finished the decorating without any accidents, despite
Jim’s misgivings, and Rafe and Henri departed, leaving a very tired
Sentinel and Guide behind. Tired,
but satisfied; they were as ready as it was possible to be.
And tomorrow night was the party.
***** “Did Simon say anything to you about coming over early, since
he’s bringing the booze?” Blair
asked the next morning as they drove to work in Jim’s truck – which
he had been almost pitifully pleased to get back from the repair shop
the day before. “No, but he’ll probably say something today, if he is.” “Wonder who’ll end up on the casualty list today from
Major Crimes?” The
Guide’s tone was gloomy. “Sandburg! Don’t
talk like that. It’s...creepy.”
Jim glared at him balefully before returning his attention to his
driving. “Sorry, my mistake.” Blair
compressed his lips tightly and looked out the side window. The older detective felt a pang of compunction.
He hadn’t wanted Blair to pursue the topic, but he hadn’t
meant to shut him down quite so completely.
“Chief – you don’t really have any...hunches...or anything
– do you?” he asked tentatively.
“No, Jim, no hunches.”
Sandburg didn’t turn his head away from his apparent
fascination with the passing scenery.
“It was just a comment, that’s all.” “Didn’t mean to snap—” “Forget it.” Blair’s
tone was icy; obviously, Ellison wasn’t the only one feeling snappish.
“Let’s just drop it, okay?
I’m sure everyone will be fine.
If we want to worry about anything, let’s worry about whether
or not we’ll have enough time to grab a shower between work and the
party tonight!” “Uh...right.” The rest of the drive went by in silence. They parked in the underground garage and made their way up to
Major Crimes. Somewhere
along the way the unfriendly silence between them shifted to something
considerably warmer and more relaxed; by the time they went through the
glass-windowed doors into their department, Jim’s hand was resting
lightly against Blair’s back as it usually did, and Blair was no
longer scowling. All without
a word being exchanged between them....Over the years, the two had
learned how to not hold onto
an argument. It wasn’t
worth it. Being earlier than usual, they weren’t surprised to find
themselves the only occupants, and the place very quiet.
They took off their coats and hung them up, and settled at their
adjoining desks. Blair reached for the folder atop the stack in his Inbox and
opened it. “If I never saw
another one of these forms again—” “...you wouldn’t know what to do with your time,” Ellison
interrupted, grinning. His
partner stuck out his tongue, tossed a paperclip in Jim’s direction,
and bent his head over the folder’s contents.
Jim reached for his own paperwork, choosing the small pile of
telephone messages first. They were in the middle of a serious but quiet discussion
involving alibis for suspects in their robbery case when the door to
Major Crimes was flung open and Megan Connor marched in, wearing a long
coat with a hood pulled forward, which obscured her face.
The red-haired Australian exchange officer was muttering a string
of arcane words and phrases that even Blair didn’t pretend to
understand. She ignored
Ellison and Sandburg’s presence as if they were invisible. “Sheesh, wonder what set her off?” Blair whispered, careful
to keep his words at Jim-only hearing level.
“Who knows?” Jim
shook his head. “May as
well let her run out of steam.” “I guess,” the younger man conceded.
He winced at a particularly vile phrase he did
understand, and shook his head.
They watched covertly as she sat down at her desk without
removing her coat, and slammed her purse into the bottom drawer, then
picked up a file folder and opened it in a determined manner. Jim and Blair exchanged looks, and after a moment’s hesitation
Jim slid his chair back and casually got to his feet.
No one had ever been able to accuse Jim Ellison of being a
coward, after all! He
strolled towards Megan’s desk. “Morning,
Connor.” “H’lo.” The
word was mumbled into the file folder; the Inspector didn’t look up.
Slightly taken aback, Jim halted, frowning.
“Everything okay?” No answer. Now Blair was on his feet too.
“Megan, did something—” “Oh, bloody HELL! Look
for yourself!” With a
swift gesture, the woman flung back the concealing hood and swung to
face her inquisitors. “Good Lord, Connor, what happened to you?”
Jim blurted, unable to stop himself.
For Megan’s right eye was badly swollen, and discolored with
reddening bruises, although to Jim’s keen sight it was obvious she’d
tried to cover the contusion with makeup.
As they gaped at her appearance, a tear trickled from the swollen
eye and down her cheek; she swiped at it angrily. “Go ahead, laugh it up, you bloody dingoes!” she seethed.
“Just go right ahead!” In the past, some people had accused Jim Ellison of being cold
and unfeeling – a description he hadn’t bothered to refute – and
Aussie-baiting had been a favorite amusement since the day he and Megan
Connor met. But right now,
the Inspector was a primary member of the Sentinel’s ‘tribe’ –
and a hurting one. He
stepped forward into her personal space, carefully took hold of her
shoulders, and sat her back in her chair.
Blair hovered behind him, his face full of concern. “Not laughing, Connor – it’s not funny.
Take it easy. Let me
take a look at it – no, it’s okay; I won’t hurt you....C’mon
now, let Uncle Jim see....” Dialing
touch to the maximum, Ellison carefully felt around the injury – so
lightly that she didn’t even wince.
“Doesn’t feel like anything’s cracked,” he murmured.
“Chief, ‘s there any ice in the fridge in the break room?” “On it, Jim.” The
younger man moved swiftly to comply with the implied request. “You’ll be okay,” Jim reassured Megan calmly. “I – you’ve got talents I...forget about, sometimes,” she
said quietly, and tried to smile. “Th-thanks,
mate.” Her lips trembled
despite all her efforts to control them.
“Tonight’s the Christmas party,” she whispered forlornly. “I know.” Ellison
nodded his understanding. “It’ll
be all right. How’d this
happen?” “It was just a damned stupid accident,” Connor admitted.
“I went to my workout early this morning, and...just as I was
finishing, the guy nearest me swung ‘round, lost his balance, and
caught me right in the eye with his fist!” Jim fought to keep his face straight, and blessed his partner for
his timely return with a compress composed of several layers of paper
towels wrapped around crushed-up ice cubes.
“Thanks, Chief. Here,
Connor, hold this against your eye for awhile.” The redhead obeyed, again murmuring her thanks.
Jim patted her shoulder briefly and returned to his desk.
Blair lingered a little longer, gently helping Connor off with
her coat, and hanging it up for her, and then searching her desk for a
bottle of aspirin. ‘Sandy, I’m gonna look a freak at the party tonight.
Maybe I shouldn’t come....”
Megan was speaking very softly, but Jim heard it all the same.
He winced slightly, wondering if he ought to say something –
and then heard his best friend doing one of the things he did best –
being encouraging and solving problems: “Megan, no need for that. I
know someone who’s in the Cascade Repertory Theater, and she’s a
whiz with stage makeup. How
would it be if I called her – maybe she could help you cover up the
bruise, at least for tonight.” “Really? That would
be...Sandy, I could kiss you!” “Um...let’s not,” Sandburg dimpled.
“Been there, done that – got the bite marks to prove it!” And Megan laughed – something that, 15 minutes earlier, she’d
doubted she’d feel like doing all day! When Blair returned to his desk, he found Jim staring
thoughtfully at his computer screen – which wasn’t on.
As he sat down, the Sentinel turned to him and said, his tone
both mocking and slightly worried: “Guess you were right after all, O Shaman of the Great City.” “Right? About
what?” Blair frowned
momentarily, and then his eyes widened.
“Oh jeez; what I said in the truck about the casualty list!
Jim, really, I didn’t have any premonition, really,
man—” “All the same, you were right.”
Ellison sighed. “I
hope Connor’s the last of it!” “Me too....” Sandburg
echoed his partner’s sigh. “Me
too.” ***** By the time everyone had straggled in to work that morning,
Blair’s makeshift icepack had taken down the swelling considerably,
and Megan looked almost her normal self – if one discounted the
assorted colors! She might
have worried that her colleagues in Major Crimes would tease her about
her mishap in the gym, but aside from Henri asking if she’d decked the
guy who’d accidentally hit her, everyone treated Megan with surprising
sympathy. Rafe, still
wearing his foam collar, was especially solicitous; he seemed to regard
the Inspector – and Jim, although the Sentinel was by now completely
recovered from his tear-gas episode – as fellow hors
de combat. Simon arrived, took in the colorful appearance of his exchange
officer without batting an eye, and went into his office, whistling.
Surprised looks went around the bullpen.
The formidable Captain Banks was apparently in an unusually good
mood. Christmas had come
early? Oh...no – Daryl had
arrived home from college! Five minutes later, the familiar shout of “Sandburg!
Ellison!” came from the captain’s office, and the Sentinel
and Guide partners rose to answer the summons. “Everything set for tonight?” Banks inquired, after Jim and
Blair had been offered coffee and taken their customary seats: Jim in a
desk chair, Blair perched on the edge of the table. “Yessir,” Jim reported, glancing at his roommate for
confirmation. “Rhonda’s
browbeaten everyone into bringing food, you and Daryl are bringing
liquor, we’re providing beer and soft drinks and more food, and all
the stuff to eat with, and decorations—” “—and don’t forget the White Elephant gift exchange
present!” Sandburg chimed in. “Bring
one for Daryl, too, Simon. Something
that costs under $20, can be new or used – gently used, please
– and we’re gonna do that ‘choose and steal,’ game to pass ‘em
out!” Simon eyed him with mock disapproval.
“Choose and steal? Doesn’t
sound all that appropriate for a police officers’ party, Sandburg.” Blair just snickered and waved a dismissive hand.
“You’ll love it – trust me!” Banks shook his head. “Hearing
you say that always gives me the shivers.”
He frowned slightly. “For
awhile I was beginning to wonder if we’d have enough people healthy to
even have the party.” Jim looked at Blair, who sighed and dropped his gaze to his lap.
“You’re not the only one, Captain,” the Sentinel remarked.
“He’s keeping a running tally of casualties,” he continued,
jerking his head towards his partner. “You mean he’s predicted this?”
“NO!” Blair
glared first at Simon, then Jim. “Of
course I didn’t predict it – and before you start making wild
accusations, I didn’t have anything to do with causing it, either.
Hell, two of the first three people to get hurt were Jim and me!
Does that sound like something I’d do on purpose?” “Settle down, Sandburg; no one’s accusing you of anything,”
Banks said calmly. “Even you
don’t have the ability to cause all these freak accidents...I
think,” he added, with a little less certainty.
“But if you do have any influence somewhere or other, with a
higher authority, use it to call a halt to all this, would you?”
“Yessir, Captain sir.” Somehow
Detective Sandburg managed to look amused, miffed and accommodating at
the same time. “What time
can we expect you and Daryl?” Banks scowled thoughtfully. “Six-ish?
Assuming we all get out of here at a decent hour.” The partners exchanged nods.
“That works,” Jim said, rising to his feet.
“Anything official you need us for, Cap?” “Not at the moment; on your way – oh, wait.”
Banks beckoned them back and lowered his voice, casting a
surreptitious look at his door. “What
happened to Connor, anyway? You
finally punch her out, Jim?” “No, sir,” Ellison grinned.
“She ran into someone’s fist during her kickboxing
workout!” “Ah.” Simon
digested this tidbit for a moment, then shook his head in defeat.
“Okay, get outta here. Scram,
the both of you!” ***** “Hurry up, Sandburg; Simon and Daryl will be here any time
now!” Jim was in the
kitchen, carefully pouring a bag of cocktail ice into two ice buckets.
He was dressed in gray slacks and a dark blue shirt – not
exactly Christmas-y, but definitely flattering. “I’m hurrying, I’m hurrying!
Jeez, man, chill, can’t you?”
Blair erupted from his bedroom, clad in dark slacks and a deep
green sweater, but no shoes – and still running a brush through
flyaway curls. The Sentinel gazed at his partner for a moment, and then grinned
reluctantly. “Sorry,
Chief. You’re right.”
He cocked his head the slightest bit.
“But Simon and Daryl just got off the elevator.” “Shoot!” Blair
dived back into his room to locate his shoes, while Jim put away the
half-empty bag of ice and sauntered towards the door.
He opened it with a flourish – just as Simon was preparing to
knock. “Jesus, Ellison! Would
you cut that OUT?” Banks
was cradling a large liquor-store box in one arm, and juggling a sack in
the other. “Probably not. Come
on in – who’s that tall guy trying to hide behind you – Daryl,
it’s great to see you—” Jim
broke off with a gasp. “What
the HELL?” Blair skittered out of his room, trying to zip up his ankle boots
and walk at the same time – only to stumble to a halt as he beheld
Daryl Banks...balancing on a pair of crutches, his left ankle swathed in
elastic bandages. “Man,
what happened to you?!” he exclaimed. Daryl’s dark skin didn’t show his blush, but Jim could feel
the heat radiate. “Rolled
my ankle this afternoon, playin’ basketball,” he admitted, with a
shamefaced grin. Jim shook his head in disbelief as he stepped back to let Simon
and Daryl enter the loft. “Incredible,”
he muttered. “Just
incredible!” Simon Banks nodded as he set down his burdens on the kitchen
island. “I couldn’t
believe it either,” he said. “Sandburg,
it looks like you were right, keeping that running tally!
It’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen!
Major Crimes’ Christmas in Urgent Care!” “Daryl had better be the last!” Blair muttered, settling the
younger Banks on the couch. “This
is getting just too bizarre!” He
took the plastic sack Daryl had had clutched in one hand and peeked
inside. “White Elephant
gifts, right?” “Yep,” Daryl affirmed. “one
for each of us.” “Great!” Blair
rubbed his hands together enthusiastically and placed the
brightly-wrapped gifts under the tree, where two others currently
resided – his and Jim’s contributions.
Their ‘real’ gifts to each other were put away until after
the party. “Sandburg, just what is this stealing game you’ve got up your
sleeve?” Captain Banks inquired from the kitchen, where he was
unloading the liquor-store box. Blair laughed. “Wait
and see, Simon, wait and see!” “I know what it is; I’ve played it before at Christmas
parties,” Daryl put in, grinning impishly at his father. Banks shook his head and looked at Jim for enlightenment.
“You know about it too, Ellison?” Jim just smiled enigmatically.
“Don’t worry, Simon. You’ll
find out soon enough.” ***** “Man, am I ever tired!” Blair
yawned as he closed the door after their last departing guests – Megan
Connor and her date for the evening...who just happened to be Sgt. Aaron
Kotsky, the man whose fist had connected with her eye early that
morning! Jim stifled his own yawn as he stuffed paper napkins and
discarded Christmas wrap into a large trash bag.
“Good party, though – people had a good time.”
He moved on to gathering up the used plastic glassware. “Oh yeah – especially Simon and the Christmas presents,”
Sandburg chortled. “He
really got into it, once he realized he could snitch stuff from other
people – of course, he didn’t much like it when HE got raided....”
His voice trailed off as he stepped out onto the balcony to
unplug the Christmas lights. Returning,
shivering from even that brief time in the cold dampness, Blair resumed
speaking. “Total surprise
when Connor showed up with Kotsky in tow, huh?” “Uh-huh.” Ellison’s
reply was muffled; he was half-buried in a low cupboard, stashing away
the bottles of Scotch, bourbon and other liquors. “Poor guy barely said two words for the first half of the
evening.” Blair was
evidently in the mood to re-hash the party.
“I think being at the infamous Major Crimes Christmas party
scared him!” He began
wandering around the loft, snuffing out the candles.
“Wonder if she asked him before, or after he
popped her in the eye?” Jim’s derisive snort came from the depths of the liquor
cupboard. “Right, we’re
so scary! It’s Connor
he ought to be scared of!” He
stood up and yawned again, hefting the garbage bag.
“She probably asked him after, when he was feeling guilty and
didn’t dare refuse. I’m
going to take this down to the dumpster, Chief; it’ll be reeking by
morning otherwise.” “ ‘Kay.” Sandburg
disappeared into the bathroom, still extinguishing candles.
“Jim—” he popped back out to call, teasingly, to his
departing roommate, “Did you notice?
None of the greenery caught fire!” Jim merely grunted in reply as he went out the door with his load
of trash. Heaving another tired sigh, Blair checked one last time for dirty
dishes, then started the dishwasher running.
Jim might grouch about the noise, but he’d grumble more about
the dishwasher being full and not
run, in the morning. He shut
off the lights in the kitchen, then moved to turn off the Christmas-tree
lights – and stopped, deciding to just sit down and admire them for a
few moments. He leaned his
head back and half-closed his eyes, letting the warm glow wash over him. Jim found him there when he returned to the apartment a few
minutes later, sound asleep on the loveseat. “Chief – hey, Chief.” Jim
gave his roommate a light nudge with his knee, to no avail.
Blair’s breathing didn’t even change rhythm. “Sandburg.” Another
nudge, this one a little harder. Blair sighed in his sleep, turned his head away and settled more
deeply into the cushions. “Blair?” This
time Ellison shook his shoulder, and then tapped his cheek lightly.
“C’mon, Chief, wake up so you can go to bed.”
Still no signs of awakening. “Sandburg, I am not going to carry you into your room
and put you to bed! So
you’d better wake up right now, or I’ll just leave you here – and
you’ll be damned stiff, come morning!”
Jim waited a few seconds, hoping for a miracle, but was doomed to
disappointment. So....sighing deeply, Jim did exactly what he’d just announced
he wouldn’t do – he slid
his arms beneath his partner, scooped him up – Blair mumbled something
or other, but didn’t open his eyes – and lugged him into his
bedroom, where he dumped him onto the futon with enough force that Blair
awoke with a yelp of pained surprise! “Hey! What’s
the big idea!?” Jim gazed down at him, ice-blue eyes crinkled with laughter.
“About time you woke up! I
thought I was going to have to pour a pitcher of water on you!” Blair sat up and looked around, puzzled.
“How’d I get in here? I
just sat down for a minute, to look at the Christmas tree....”
“You were sound asleep,” the Sentinel told him.
“I couldn’t get you to wake up, so I brought you in here.
Can you manage to stay awake long enough to get to bed, or am I
going to have to take more drastic measures?”
He leered threateningly. “There’s
still ice cubes left...” “No way, man! I’m...”
Blair yawned deeply, “...awake.
Do we need to—” another
yawn, “—do anything else?” “Nope. I’ll get
the tree lights, and lock up. And
thank God, we don’t have to work tomorrow!” Ellison exulted.
And maybe a day off will
break the chain of accidents! he
thought hopefully. “Oh yeah....Thank—” Another
yawn nearly dislocated the Guide’s jaw.
Jim stood, and gently tugged him to his feet.
“C’mon, get ready for bed.
I’ll be out of the bathroom in a few minutes.” Blair nodded sleepily and began to pull at his sweater,
attempting to yank it off. With
one last pat on his partner’s shoulder, Jim left the room, crossing
his fingers that Blair didn’t fall asleep standing up! Ready to retire, Jim paused after making sure the door and
windows were secure, and admired the glowing tree for a moment, careful
not to let himself sink too deeply into the iridescent shimmers and
sparkles. If he zoned on the
tree and Blair was asleep.... “We throw a nice party, Ellison,” Blair murmured, behind him.
“And that’s the prettiest tree we’ve ever had, man.” Jim jumped slightly; he hadn’t even been aware of his Guide’s
presence! Apparently he was
closer to zoning than he’d realized. “Thought you’d gone to bed,” he said mildly, hoping Blair
hadn’t noticed his momentary lapse.
“I did, but when I saw you hadn’t turned out the tree lights
I got up again. I like to
look at ‘em too.” Blair
moved to perch on the arm of the couch, eyes fixed on the soft shine of
the decorated tree. “We
haven’t had much time, until now, just to appreciate how pretty they
are. Too busy.” He yawned,
and let himself slide down to the seat. Jim sat down beside his partner and stretched his arms along the
back of the small sofa. “It’s
late,” he said, after a few quiet moments. “Mmm-hmmm.” “We should go to bed.” “Mmm-hmmm.” But it was nearly twenty minutes later when they finally did so. Finis
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